Archive for March, 2008

Mar-25th

Tomy Toolshed & Britni n00dz

StickyDrama cannot help but remark how such a beautiful thing as love can so quickly turn into such an ugly thing as hate.

Fresh from their breakup, Tomy Toolshed and his now-ex Britni sent StickyDrama n00dz of each other:
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While Britni already had many n00dz online, clear images of Tomy’s p33n are somewhat rare. This one was supposedly sent to NathanAmazing, as a bargaining chip to keep the faggot from hacking Tomy’s online accounts.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/dollieanon

http://www.stickam.com/tomytoolshed

Mar-15th

Fucking Stop Sending Them Already!

Lately StickyDrama has been annoyed by so many readers sending us the same old tired n00dz of John Hock, which we have not re-posted since transferring our blog to a new server because … well they’re old.

Evidently plenty of our readers think they’re news, and so we re-post his n00dz in hopes that our mailbox won’t continue to be so clogged with his yucky cock.
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So please, do not send us these images, and do not ask to be one of our chatroom mods in exchange for them.

BUT we are interested in any new images or videos of Hock. Please do send them our way.

In the same vein, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not send us any n00dz of Kiki Kannibal. She is at present 16 years old, and hence it is illegal to post or even possess nude images of her.

http://www.stickam.com/gaygod

http://www.myspace.com/gaygod

http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock

http://www.myspace.com/johnhockftw

Mar-15th

SuperSceneStefan n00dz

19-year-old SuperSceneStefan has one of those Stickam profiles that makes StickyDrama scratch our head in confusion. For his orientation he puts “straight,” and yet everything else on the page screams “cocksucker.”


We suggest our readers listen to his faggy music playlist and judge for themselves.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/superscenestefan

Mar-12th

SNT n00dz: Saltine Cracker

A campaign of sorts has sprouted up, completely independent of StickyDrama yet not without our blessing, which has seen users kicked from the Show-N-Tell chatroom acquire the n00dz of its mods.

First target of the campaign: Salty Shag, whose Stickam profile indicates he’s a redneck hick with a face that got beat up with an ugly stick.
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StickyDrama hopes that other SNT mods have more suckable cocks than Shag’s.

http://www.stickam.com/saltine_cracker

Mar-12th

Dick Flick

An anonymous female Stickam capper put together a montage that struck StickyDrama as nothing short of a masterpiece: A delightfuly assortment of cocks or all shapes, sizes and colors.

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CLICK TO WATCH THE DICK FLICK

While the file is not large in size, the movie plays at DVD resolution and might require a minute to load. Cockwhores, please be patient.

Mar-8th

Aiden Giovanni n00dz

StickyDrama loves a challenge. Which is why upon reading the proud confident message on 22-year-old Aiden Giovanni’s Stickam profile, we knew it was time for some dirt-digging.

After a little snooping on our part, a darling anonymous angel handed over a delightful assortment of n00dz which are supposedly from “a few months ago.” So perhaps Aiden simply forgot these screencaps were floating around.

StickyDrama is particularly enamored with Aiden’s ass, which appears firm and tight. His days of faggotry must still be few.

http://www.stickam.com/aidengiovannix

Mar-5th

New Audrey Kitching n00dz

Audrey Kitching made the unwise decision to kick StickyDrama from her Live, without any provocation. So without further ado:

GageFuckingArthur sent StickyDrama this image, which appears to be an unreleased nude (there are several batches of her n00dz floating around).

http://www.stickam.com/audreykitching

Mar-4th

Smallest Cock on Stickam

Congratulations, mojolono, on having the smallest cock on Stickam. Erect it appears to be no longer than 2 inches.
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StickyDrama paused and reflected upon the realization that there does in fact exist a cock we would not suck.

http://www.stickam.com/mojolono

Mar-2nd

Midget Sex

Porcelain Doll, a 21-year-old goth midget who at first glance would appear to be a girl no older than nine, this week had juicy grinding hair-pulling sex her normal-sized boyfriend Sutl, who most faggots agree has a nice ass.

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Just Jeremy (the str8 one, not the gay one) was present in their private Live as he recorded the video. StickyDrama, typically not one to watch str8 porn from beginning til end, could not help but be mesmerized by the sight of such a young-looking girl ride a cock like there was no tomorrow. StickyDrama screencapped Porcelain Doll’s profile before it was banned, so that our readers may verify for themselves the age of the nubile young woman.

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http://www.stickam.com/xlittledollfacex

http://www.myspace.com/twistedraven777

http://www.stickam.com/profile/hendersonvampire

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